I was sitting in an IEP meeting and out of no where a bee came right for
me. It ended up gettin
g stuck in my hair and the school nurse, who was
thankfully sitting next to me calmly spent to next two minutes trying to
get it out. We all survived the experience, well except for the bee,
but I knew right away it would make for a great story. Please let me
know if the story makes sense from the bees perspective.
Buzz, Buzz. I see the target just ahead! I am riding
in on some old woman. She seems to be entering the room where the target sits.
I will wait until just the right moment to attack.
This might be trickier than we thought. The room
seems to be filling quickly. Hopefully I can get to the target without interference. She looks vulnerable. I know I can do this. If I rise up
slowly maybe no one will notice me.
Here I go, up slowly, up, steady…
Oh boy, they’re on to me, I better move quick,
I’ll dash ahead, oh no, the target is moving,
down around, almost there…he, I’m in!
Her hair seems to be the perfect landing zone. Now
if these people would stop shouting I could weasel my way in and commence
operation sting this ladies head.
Focus, wiggle, right, left, focus, wiggle, HEY. Hey
wait. Stop. Stop that. Get your hands off of me. Ow, Stop. Hey that tickles.
Can’t you see I’m on a mission? Buzz offffffffffffff.
Seriously?
All that work and my mission is a complete disaster! What a waste. I will just
rest here awhile I guess and redevise my plan.
Maybe it’s a new target that I need. That one was
clearly not as vulnerable as I thought. Maybe I need to rethink this. Maybe,
ohhhhh no, oh boy, I think, I think, I’m the target, noooooooo
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz squish.
